⚖️ Legal Battle Orders
Or: "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Disclaimer"
🤖 What These Projects Actually Are
These are free, open-source projects built by one caffeinated developer who got tired of seeing overcomplicated software everywhere. They're not backed by corporations, venture capital, or a legal team.
Translation: These are tactical hobby projects made with love, not lawyers. 💙
🎲 Use At Your Own Risk (Seriously)
- • Things might break. Sometimes spectacularly. 💥
- • Features might disappear. Or get completely rewritten overnight.
- • Data might get lost. Back up anything important.
- • The server might go down. Because infrastructure needs maintenance.
- • APIs might change. Third parties love to move the goalposts.
If any of this makes you uncomfortable, maybe these tools aren't for you. 🤷♂️
🚫 Zero Guarantees, Maximum Honesty
I make absolutely ZERO guarantees about:
- • Uptime (the server runs on hopes and dreams)
- • Data persistence (backups are your friend)
- • Feature stability (I refactor when I'm bored)
- • Response time to issues (I have a day job)
- • Compatibility with your workflow (every setup is unique)
- • Protection from third-party rate limits (you're on your own there)
But hey, it's free, so you're getting exactly what you paid for! 🎯
⏰ Development Reality Check
About feature requests and bug fixes:
- • New features: Added when I feel like it, need it myself, or receive community contributions ☕
- • Bug fixes: Prioritized by how much they annoy me personally 🐛
- • Timeline: Could be tomorrow, could be next year, could be never 📅
- • Breaking changes: Will happen without warning when necessary 💔
Open source means you can always fork it and fix it yourself! 🍴
🔐 Data & Privacy (The Good News)
- • Your data is yours - I don't want it
- • No tracking, analytics, or ads
- • No third-party services snooping around
- • Open source - you can audit the code yourself
- • Self-hostable - run it on your own server if you want
Your biggest privacy risk is probably the platforms themselves, not these tools. 🎭
🆓 Free & Open Source
All projects are permanently free:
- • No subscription fees
- • No premium tiers
- • No hidden costs
- • Open source and transparent
These services are provided free of charge by the 11b.dev community. If you want to contribute, check out the open source code or help improve the platform! 🚀
Free and open source forever. 💡💣
🎧 Support Expectations
What you can expect:
- • Best effort support when I have time
- • Honest answers about what's broken and why
- • Documentation that's usually up to date
- • A functioning tool most of the time
What you can't expect:
- • 24/7 support (I sleep sometimes)
- • Enterprise SLAs (this isn't enterprise software)
- • Custom development (unless you contribute to the open source project)
- • Liability for anything that goes wrong
Be patient, be kind, and remember this is a free community service. 🙏
🎯 The Bottom Line
These are free tools that might save you time.
Use them, don't use them, fork them, improve them, break them, fix them - I don't care. Just don't blame me when something goes sideways because Mercury was in retrograde and your favorite API was having a bad day.
Built with ❤️, ☕, and zero legal budget by 11b.dev
P.S. If you're a lawyer and this disclaimer gave you an aneurysm, please consider that maybe the problem isn't the disclaimer. 😜
Now go forth and code responsibly! (Or irresponsibly, I'm not your mom) 🚀
💣 Battle-Tested Code
Engineered with precision, discipline, and a mission-first mentality by the tactical code warriors at 11b.dev 🎯
"Adapt and overcome - one line of code at a time"